EP5: unfilitered realities

from the overrated concept of love and nuanced opinions on pizza toppings, to the deep philosophical musings on the nature of monogamy and the purpose of life. They also share personal anecdotes about childhood fears and the impact of societal pressures. Throughout the conversation, they delve into hypothetical scenarios about relationships, financial dilemmas, and the unpredictable journey of personal growth. This engaging and candid dialogue paints a vivid picture of modern-day struggles and beliefs.
00:00 Introduction and Hot Takes on Life
00:20 Pizza Preferences Debate
00:52 Historical Pizza Facts
02:29 Monogamy vs. Polygamy Discussion
09:29 Childhood Beliefs and Myths
15:25 Biggest Childhood Fears
21:56 Disturbing Movie Plot Discussion
22:40 Life Changes and Blessings
24:01 Freestyle and Music Talk
25:51 Truck Talk and Gas Prices
28:31 Relationship Deal Breakers
36:00 Parenting Fears and Future Plans
42:20 Podcast Ideas and Chess

Transcript

That love shit overrated as fuck. That's not really a hot take. Cause there's plenty of people that agree with that. Yeah That's why it's so such a hard question because everything you can say there's a lot of people that will agree with that. I mean, there's too many fucking people in the world.

Hot take on life. Yeah I don't love all life, but pizza if if if you're not getting just pepperoni or cheese on your pizza You Or  one other topic. You're kind of doing a lot. Lot. Yeah. That is a crazy hot take. 'cause a buffalo chicken pizza is gas. You're doing a lot though.  Pizza. But that shit, that's not pizza though.

Pressure though. Yeah, that shit's pressure, bro. But it's  that's not pizza, that shit, yeah, it's put on a pizza platform now. Yeah. It's not bad though. But it's pizza, bro. What do you mean not? No, it's not though. It's not, you know, pizza isn't even pizza.   Original pizza was  a fat ass cookie basically.

Yeah Yeah,  pizza used to be  a dessert. I used to bake pizza. Oh, I do remember seeing some shit about that I'm yeah,  Kings used to give each other a pizza and it would be  a fat ass cookie that  it was more of a finest ingredients. Yeah Nowadays we got s'mores pizza Stevie B's Pizza I would get shit every time that shit was that shit still there It's not though, is it?

Hell nah. Damn. If you're thinking about the one I'm thinking about. The one by the, the Walmart. Yeah, nah, hell nah. Oh fuck no, that shit's big on bro. There's one in Gainesville and one in Duluth. Bro, the one in Beaufort though. That used to be a spot, yeah. Bro, I used to be hooping on the logo. That was the only thing I played.

That was the only thing I played back there. That was it, bro. Hot take on life. I don't know it, bro. Spend the block. I don't Hot take on life. I have no idea. Actually, I, I'm pretty sure my hot take was that the purpose of life is to chase the darkness, not the light. Cause we're so polar, we were so polar opposites that that's the first thing that came to my head.

Cause she's  very giving light and I'm very giving dark. Yeah. Cause we're born with light, but darkness brings wisdom, so you should be chasing the darkness. Don't sit in it, don't get all sad and shit, but chase the darkness for the wisdom, and live in the light. You gotta be happy, but you can't be dumb.

Monogamy.

What about it? It's a hot take. It is a hot take. Is it not? Kind of no, I mean, I feel  it's a standard. Yeah polygamy. I'm saying  to an extent agreeing with it Oh,   do you agree or disagree just agreeing with it? Kanye has a quote that says love is cursed by monogamy and I feel  That's a fact.

It is true. I could agree with that. I've, I've argued this point with a lot of people because everybody forgets we're animals.  Love is an emotion, which means monogamy is constructed of something that's not real. Correct. And at the end of the day, we're animals. There's a reason that everybody loves to fuck.

Yeah.  We, and it's so different because every time I say it, it's  men polygamous, but women aren't. Cause that's just a natural way of life. If we were fucking gorillas still,  I would be out here fucking four different female gorillas because that provides for, yeah, that provides for the family.

That's more working hands. That's more hands to go hunt.  It's just as animals, that's how we work. But through us becoming such emotional creatures now, cause we can't handle our consciousness. It's all become so standard. Yeah, that's no bueno. Which, don't get me wrong obviously I'm gonna be fuckin monogamous.

I'm gonna be monogamous, cause that's also what I'm used to and the standard that I live by. But it's not the way it's supposed to be, and that's why so many people get fucked up by love. Cause it's not supposed to work that way. It's not supposed to. I just feel  you're not gonna Yeah, you become too attached.

People who save. To  marriage and shit I feel  you're not,  that person you're marrying is not loving your life, there's no way. There's not, there's no way. That's rare, that's rare. You know what I mean? That's rare, bro. Cause it's you don't know how to clap in it yet, so it's you don't even understand if you  them or not, for real, all the way bro, I'm lying bro.

I mean, that's real shit though. Bro, imagine you marry this, you go through all the emotions of love besides clapping bro. And it's the worst sex ever. You clap nigga, and it's just whack. Nigga, it's whack as hell bro, it's hot whack, everything whack. But sex is a skill so you can learn it. Yeah, it would, it would really depend on your relationship with the female outside of sex.

Yeah. Cause I feel  if you're at that point and you haven't clapped, then you obviously fuck with her. Yeah. You have to. Yeah, you're not lying. You have to. And she's been waiting, bro. She's a human too. She's craving that shit. That's what I'm saying. She's trying her best right now. Yeah, bro. You're clowning her best right now.

Yeah. Yo. Just give her some time. Off the rip. You made it this far for a reason. She's driven. Yeah. I don't know though. I feel  that shit has just played out. That's a hot take. . That just, that shit's horrible. Yeah. No, I don't think I could, I don't think, wait, it doesn't make any sense long.

Yeah, you don't even type. How do you feel about love being a advantageous or disadvantageous thing? Describe advantageous. So I feel  love is not a good thing for your  long term. Accomplishments,  love and  a partner or  just No, but see that's  I think having a good partner is always advantageous  you're gonna be more successful You're gonna be the greater version of you But that doesn't require love  Good love partner.

Yeah,  love I think slows you down because now you're attached now You're prioritizing other things now. It's Because if this is , Oh, I love you to the moon and back. If they're mad at you, it's going to take a toll on your day. If y'all argue, it's going to take a toll on your day. Yeah.

If you can have a good partnership without the extreme emotion of love,  maybe you just really enjoy each other's company. You really  the person they are,  just a good partnership. You know where niggas fuck up? They fuck. That's where they fuck up. Yes. Yeah. A thousand percent. And that's where it goes wrong.

Every single time. Literally. Every single time. That's where they fucked up. That's 1000 percent true. But love doesn't necessarily mean that you gotta be , in love with them, correct. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But that's where it's misunderstood. Everybody thinks it's some fuckin strong emotion.

Yeah, I feel  everybody thinks if you're in love with a person, you have to marry that person. And I just don't agree with that. Yeah, no, you're, I'm big on you're never gonna marry I'm about to hurry out of it right now. Yeah. I'm big on you're never gonna marry your first love anyways. I mean, don't get me wrong, there is the rare occasions that do, but the common person is not gonna marry their first love.

And that's every time I  talk to a girl  I try to get that through to them because you know It's so hard for them to accept the fact that you have a history. You've had other girlfriends You've done other shit before you met them, but it's never about the first love. It's literally just the last love Yeah, I feel  niggas care more about about that shit didn't About what  a girl's past and shit.

Yeah, but it's also different. I feel  it just depends on The female, and what y'all are both looking for. Yeah. Yeah, it depends on the situation. But internally, we all fucking hate that shit. Yeah. Cause internally, we're consciously hardwired A man is judged by a woman based on his future, and a woman's judged based on her past.

Indeed. Cause a woman is light, she's purity. We're supposed to have a fucked up past, cause that's how we mature and we grow and we have to make mistakes. We're doers. Women are dreamers and we're doers. Yeah. Good. A lot of niggas dreamers, though. Yeah. Yeah, because it's okay to be that nowadays. A lot of niggas dreamers.

It's okay to be that nowadays. That's what the world has set the standard as. It's okay to be whatever you want. My skin is clear, except for right here. On my face, and I don't know how to fix that. I don't really get acne  that. I don't either, but it's just right here. It's on my spot. Yeah, every time I get a pimple, I just You need a head transplant.

Get a clear face. Yeah, a clear face. Unfortunately, you have cancer. A clear face, bro, no accident. That would suck. That would seriously suck actually. That's  Google, , when you, when you Look something up on Google, and it's just the worst thing possible. Bro, what? Yeah, I know people out there that be , Oh, I have a cough.

What causes a cough? Yeah. Then they come back, Oh, I got cancer. I got four months to live. Yeah. I don't really trust that shit though. Yeah, I didn't either. I got gut when I was a little, when I was a gup. Star. You know the worst thing that got me, bro. Listen. I'm eating pomegranate. My grandpa loves fruit.

He always has different kinds of fruit. I mean pomegranate, bro. Nigga, I swallowed a seed, bro. I told my mom I'm laughing, but I swallowed a seed, woot. My cousin come around the corner and tell me all that shit gonna grow in your stomach, nigga. Oh, it's  the watermelon seed shit. It's gonna come out of you and shit, nigga.

I believed her so bad, nigga. I went and took a shit immediately. Oh yeah, he said I need this out. I went and took a shit immediately afterwards, bro. I was so scared, but I ain't gonna lie. Yeah, I would say what's some shit you believed as a kid that was  the dumbest shit you believed? I genuinely think the dumbest shit I believed in was the tooth fairy.

I never believed in the tooth fairy. I knew, nah, there was a point in time I believe. Nah, bro, that the cops were gonna pull you over for having the light on in the car. Oh yeah, fool. What they had. I was , bro, I was  17 by the time I was just , I can have the lights on.  I'll be all right.

Shit bro.  I got my license. I was still , Oh cop, let me turn the lights off. I'm looking for some shit. Cop. Oh God. Yeah, bro. Yeah, they had me going to get me. He gonna give me a ticket for this. Yeah, they had me. So your light is on in your car. Gotta give you a ticket. That tooth fairy shit is OD though.

Yeah, that tooth fairy shit was OD. Why is she taking my teeth Yeah. What did she do? That's some sick shit. What is she doing with my teeth? Yeah, there's so much shit. I've watched it ten times ago. Yeah, yeah. You seen the episode where she was eating the teeth? Yeah. Bro, nah, as I got older, I was just , bro, we were fed so much  low key sick shit as kids.

Yeah, bullshit, bro. I'm trying to, there's some I'm , just not thinking about. I feel  there's hella, I don't think, I'm not thinking about that. I definitely believe some shit, just. I don't know. I can't think of one. Bro, that Santa shit was stupid. I was so disappointed. Bro, when I realized that Santa wasn't real, I was , bro, I'm stupid.

How did y'all find out? Somebody told me. Yeah, I got told. Somebody told you. Yeah, I got told, bro. I told my sister, too. I was , nigga, don't believe that shit. Oh, yeah, you're a fowl. I don't care. How'd you find out? I got told. Damn. Yeah, bro. I got told literally right before Christmas on some shit.

You got an aha moment? Nah, bro. Pretty much. I opened the door to my mom's room, and she was wrapping some shit I had just asked for that same day, and she had just went out and ran errands, late addition to the Christmas list. And she and that bitch rappin at home, and I'm openin the door, and I'm lookin at her, and I'm , Start cryin I say, on the door, y'all, it's her.

Aw, yeah. And I feel like I came to, she was like, Listen, when you go to school, you cannot tell them other kids that Santa is not real. What you mean? They gotta know. I'm from that bitch, man. Gotta spread the news. Yeah, bro, my nigga's believing in some fake shit, bro. I was probably like fourth grade, bro.

No bullshit, I'm young as shit. Nah, I got told  right before Christmas, and  we always had Christmas cookies out, duh, right? So I'm sitting there and I'm , mad as fuck wondering who the fuck's gonna eat the cookies. Cause I'm playing it along,  you feel me? I'm just , I have no idea, I'm trying to figure it out.

I'm trying to get to the plot and we're sitting there putting the cookies out. I'm all excited. I'm sitting in bed waiting to fall asleep for Santa to come. Right. In my head, I'm , who the fuck is going to eat those cookies, bro? And who the fuck is going to take a couple bites and leave enough for me to know you ate them?

Start thinking logically. That shit opened my consciousness in the world. I'm thinking about that shit, I'm like, Brittany go to every house in the world in one night. Bro that shit literally, damn near single handedly opened my consciousness. Yeah, pretty much. And then there's like a stand up tracker.

It shows you, , where the nigga at, moment we go to sleep, right before they get to Georgia and shit. Oh yeah, your mom had you. Yeah, your mom had you. He was getting close. Yeah, he was getting close. Oh my god, you was getting close. Santa Tracker? Yeah, I didn't know about that. Pinkies and everything. Oh, what?

My Santa's in No, but we did the shit with the little reindeers.  My mom was like, the reindeer came through. And I had the shit outside. But other than that, we didn't do no Santa inside shit. Santa was never in the crib. Santa was never in the crib for me. I'm not gonna lie, we just woke up and it was Christmas.

Simple as that. Hell no, we didn't leave no cookies for everybody. We was fuckin with the reindeers. Yeah, they said Santa finna hit a lick. Keep him out. The elf on the shelf. Elf on the shelf. Oh, during school. He was fucking me up. Oh, yeah. Come on. I know he had to trash the classroom for y'all. No, I believe.

There's no way he did it. Remember when you were  little and it was what's that holiday? St. Patrick's Day. And the leprechaun  fucked your classroom up. Oh, yeah. That shit, bro. Oh, God. I believe. One time I was like, bro, that nigga really came in here and Literally turn this bitch upside down

For no reason the teacher should have cleaned up busy work today Came back to the classroom There's other shit that we were told  to believe for sure I don't know. I can't think of nothing. There was hella shit, bro. I can't think of nothing, though. I just can't believe, , when I be going back and looking at my life, I'll be like, damn, I was really what the fuck was I thinking?

Why did I believe that shit? I was a gup as fuck. But you're just so blind to that shit. You're just so blind. It is just like your mind is so innocent. Yeah, it is innocent. You just, you, you believe in anything. Everybody says nigga shit. the fuck . I'm a fucking G though. Nah, shit don't even sound right though, bro.

What Claus? Yeah. None of that shit. Shit. bro. You telling big ass bunny going, come out here one, put a whole bunch of eggs out. There was an airplane going by like red and green lights on there. And my uncle was like, yeah, that's Santa right there. He's doing practice rounds for Christmas. Oh, yeah, he got you.

Yeah, bro, you was close. Yeah, your whole family was just close. Yo, yeah, your whole family was getting you, bro. You was good. Yeah, dude's like You got a lot of cousins? Yes. Okay, that's why. They had to, they had to keep the truth everybody had to move along with it. On my dad's side, yes. That makes sense.

On my dad's side, absolutely. Yeah, that's bad, bro. What was I finna say? What's y'all's biggest fear as a child? As a child? Mine My biggest fear? Was Cat in the Hat. Wow. Live action version of Cat in the Hat. Wow. That shit petrified me worse than anything else. That and Chucky. Yeah. My brother scared the shit out of me with a Chucky doll.

He put that shit in the closet and told me to go grab some shit. Opened that bitch, that nigga fell on me, thought it was cooked. Oh yeah, D Mo thought he was dead. Yeah, thought I was done for, bro. The idea of Chucky scared me more than anything. The fact that this man just put himself inside of a doll?

Nah, I thought, I didn't know all that. I'm thinking, this nigga, a doll could come alive, bro. I'm thinking like, what if one of my dolls come alive and just kills me, I'm asleep. There's no defense to that. There's no defense to that at all. How do you defend that? You're the perfect person to ask.

So there was this picture, and it says, Which way are you going? If you go upstairs, it's Michael Myers and Chucky. If you go downstairs, it's Jason and Freddy. Which way are you going? Upstairs. You're going upstairs? That's what I said, bro. I'm not going upstairs. That's what I said. I was like, bro.

Downstairs is Chucky. I'm kicking that nigga and gotta do it. No, upstairs is Michael Myers and Chucky. Downstairs is Freddy and Jason. Bro, I get that Michael Myers is unstoppable. Yeah, I don't care, bro. See, this is what I said when we went over it. Bro, here's what I said when we went over it. Cause they were like, bro, he's just gonna chase you forever.

And I was like, bro. I was like, bro, the one thing No, bro. No, no. The only, the only thing Everywhere. Everywhere. The only thing people in the movies never tried was locking him. I'm locking them both up. He, he like, I'm gonna just put him in a box. . Yeah, bro. You can't, you gonna be alive forever. But you stuck in a box, bro.

Bro, I've seen tear bro, and I'm burying him. We're having a funeral quickly. You're not, you, you're not getting away from that nigga, bro. Those are bad movies, but they're just so gruesome and like gory. That's about it. It's bad, bad movies. But like literally the only movie as a kid. Yeah. That scared me was fucking Jigsaw bro.

So didn't scare me. I'm not gonna lie, I watched that. See, but here's the thing. I was like, I was fucking weird as he fucking body is a that fucked me up. He was a little throat, Jennifer's body fucked me up. Really? Yeah. Bad when she threw up the. I was fucked up. Nah, see Jigsaw had me because I wasn't ever scared of shit.

Everybody in my family would always try to scare me, but I'd always just be like, I know that shit's not real. Yeah. But that Jigsaw shit got me because you really could get fucked up kidnapped, and what are you doing, bro? There is nothing worse than having to experience all of the worst human sensations.

Are you losing body parts or dying? Dying. You're dying? Whoa. I feel like I'm losing body parts. I'm going through it. I can get boning shit, imagine you lose these two fingers and it's just these two are metal. That's fire. Yeah, but they're just not gonna be as functional as your real fingers.

Yeah, but I don't give a fuck. I can't fuck up a wing with those two fingers the same way I used to, I think the first movie that scared me was Carrie. Yes, that shit scared the shit out of me. I slept outside of my mom's door. I was terrified. Oh yeah, you're worse than me, bro. Outside the door, that's the best way to get killed as a kid.

Yeah, I wasn't trying to wake her up though, cause she was like, Alright, now if we watch this, don't be scared. And I'm like, I ain't gonna be scared, no weather. I ain't gonna wake her up, but I'm sleeping outside that damn door. I got to be as close as possible. My mama was scary too. Oh yeah, that shit was scary as fuck.

Scariest movie to me was Sinister. That shit was terrifying. Sinister never was scary to me. That shit was petrifying. You ever seen The Exorcist? Yes. You ever seen The Exorcism of Emily Rose? Yeah. I don't know. That one's pretty scary. For real? It's not necessarily scary, but it's like some of the shit that goes on in that movie.

It's yeah I can watch a horror movie in the dark by myself and be straight Bro, oh, yeah, I was watching a scary movie on shrooms And it made me realize that like scary movies are low key kind of sickening like scary movies Besides like obviously shit like chucky for the most part or at least the gruesome ones Or literally just people living out sick fantasies.

Yeah You

You ever seen Hereditary? That shit, yeah. Bro, that shit is crazy as hell. Yeah, that's crazy. Talk about getting straight to the point. Oh, yeah. Straight to the action, bro. That's my favorite one, though. Really? I didn't really like the movie. I just like how it got straight to it, though. Yeah. The movie was alright.

Yeah, it's a good movie, but like movie? Favorite horror movie?

That's tough. Cuz I done watched a lot of fucking horror movies. Yeah, for me it's gotta be the Insidious movies. Just cuz they're so, yeah. But for me to find something actually good and scary, it's gotta be some shit that could actually happen. Yeah. One of my favorites recently that I watched is Incantation on Netflix.

Just cuz that shit seems so real that I'm fully convinced you can go to Japan and really find that shit. Like the mother Buddha is sick and cursed all that can find us y'all ever watched parasite The Asian movie that one I feel like I've seen a cover like I think I've seen it is Crazy, I've some of the craziest like disturbing movies of like Just a human being sick is Human Centipede.

Never seen it. Don't watch it. Yeah, Human Centipede is crazy. That's a very sick movie. The man he's a sick person. Bro, Megan is missing, you seen that? I've seen that. That was also crazy work. Yeah. Megan is missing? Yeah. I gotta watch all of these. Bro, it's about some girl, she was  a super innocent girl, but she obviously was caught in  the mainstream shit.

 She wanted to party, do drugs, all that, meet people online. She met this random guy, they met up at a party, he kidnapped her. Bro, he's sitting there I shit you not, she's locked in a basement. Yeah, , all this sick twisted shit you can think of there's literally a scene where he has her strapped on a table with wooden planks.

This looks  she's about to go through the ultimate torture device and he starts raping her. And then he's he keeps her in the fucking closet. Room locked up, chained  a dog, and literally is  making her eat  a dog,  no, you can't use your hands, yeah. And then he kills her.

Yeah, black phone was good too. Nah, he fucking kills her and leaves her in a fucking pit, or a fucking vat of acid. What? Yeah, and Megan is missing, he killed her at the end and left her in a vat of acid. With video footage of all of this for people to find. Yeah, that's why it was so  sick and twisted.

Nice. president. That shit should be arrested. . It was supposedly based on a real  thing, some shit that actually happened. There was a theory that they used real footage, bro. You ever seen on Reddit and shit? You know, know how that goes out with that is about Marilyn Monroe and it's the most disgusting movie I ever, I didn't, I couldn't even watch the whole thing.

It was disgusting. Yeah, it was so bad. Yeah, it was so horrible. Bro, what's the craziest part about your life today? Good thing though. Craziest good thing today? Not today specifically, but about your life , currently. Compared to where you were , a year or two ago. Oh, I'm about to say recently.

You know mine. Bro, I would say the biggest blessing? Shit, I can't hoop. Shit, I couldn't hoop a year ago, bro. Hell yeah. Couldn't hoop. Yeah, you over here tore your Achilles, can't ever hoop again. I was about to say, I would definitely say hoop. The biggest change you said?  The craziest good thing in your life that has happened.

I got a dog too. Bingers. Gotta love binge.  Some shit that you wouldn't have thought is happening today, two years ago. Yeah, it would definitely be binge. I don't know, nothing really. Nothing really, I ain't gonna lie. I don't know. I thought I was going to do everything I'm doing right now, I'm not going to lie.

Yeah, I don't really know, bro. I couldn't tell you. Mine's definitely my dog. Yeah. Shubber was not going Yeah, Jojo for a while. Yeah,  everything's the same. Yeah. I got binged this year. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing really life altering happened in my life recently.  In the last two years, really. Yeah, literally.

I don't really do a lot, though. I'm kind of boring. I just, I I'm really into my room a lot making music, bro. So we gonna freestyle after this? We can. Bro. We can for sure, I'm down, I'm always down to freestyle. Honestly, probably. Bro, hold on, hold on. I gotta say this. Bro, my oppa that I make music with, bro, if you watching this nigga, you a hoe for real, bro.

Damn, my dude. This nigga never wanna freestyle, ever. In the car, like we go on some, nigga this freestyle, we supposed to be rappers, right nigga? Let's freestyle, nigga. And he really good at rapping,  he really good, he really good at flows and shit, but he don't wanna freestyle. I'm like, why? My thing is I don't freestyle with anybody, but If I'm freestyling with rappers, bro y'all got that shit.

Rappers can't freestyle you. Yeah bro. Y'all got that shit nigga lot rappers can't freestyle If you consider yourself a rapper. I'm not trying to really freestyle with you. I get spit. Exactly. You're a rapper though. I get spit. That's what you do. I don't freestyle with you. I don't freestyle with Jace.

Just 'cause y'all really a rappers. Nah, nigga. I'm not that good at freestyling though. I can freestyle like on some regular shit. Jay Lobe sliding. Yeah. Find a pocket and float. That's what I'm saying. That's all it takes. That's all it takes. I just gotta get in that mode and then once it kick on, it'll be good for the next probably like three, four beats.

But after that, I'm probably, yeah. Top knot. Yeah. I'm pretty good at freestyling though. I just, it's just fun to me. I can be saying bullshit. I can, I can cap. Cause when you freestyle, you can cap and shit. Last time we freestyled together was when we did that country shit. Yo, I forgot about that. That shit always be hard though.

That shit always be hard every time. That shit was complicated. That shit always be hard though.  When you change your voice up, cause you not thinking  about it really. I'm just saying, he was put on country beats and was flowing talking about tractors and doodlies. Bro. I just thought about that the other day.

Cause yesterday actually, cause I had a customer come in, they were looking for a truck and wanted to either buy,  just have us buy their truck or trade it in. And I was , what kind of truck you looking for? Cause we got hella trucks, right? He was like 3, 500. I was like, oh, we got one next door. I got you green.

Yeah. He goes but I need a 3, 500 dually. Dually. The first thing that came to mind was that night, bro. Need me a dually. Need me a dually. My dad a fuckin dually truck growing up. I never understood why that shit was so fat. I'm like, nigga, why is the back of the truck so big? Them dually trucks be big.

Dooley trucks. Those are huge. Yeah, I don't understand why you need that. What's the point? That's a daily driver to him. Like, why do you need that? I don't understand that, bro. Million gas expensive. Gotta be. Bro, Holland. What? Gas be so expensive. Yeah, it's him. I'm trying to go to E85. I need to make that shit official.

I just need to go ahead and do that shit. That shit's way cheaper, bro. It was low key worse when I had the Acura instead of the truck, though. Cuz the Infinity and the Acura both took premium, bro. The truck takes regular. It'd still be almost as expensive as the Acura, but not quite cuz it's regular.

Yeah, cuz, I mean, either way though you understand, it's a truck. Yeah this bitch just takes a lot of gas, but it runs on regular. The Infinity though, I hate that. Cuz you're putting 93 on the side. Yeah, bro. The Infinity, bro On a bad day. Yeah. $80 bro. Like bro. Who you telling King? Maybe 85.

Who are you telling? Yeah, the Acura was the same way, but the truck on a bad day,  $70, bro. Green. I think the most money I've ever put in this sting  probably 80. I put $80 in there one time. Yeah, bro. That was when gas was almost 4. Or it was a little over 4. Yeah, bro, it's got up to 4.

20. I got down to damn near E and just got paid. I was like, alright. See what kind of dent this shit finna do. Serious one. That shit made me not want to drive the rest of the week. When I was driving, when I was driving the Avalanche, bro. Bro, I forgot you had an Avalanche. Yeah, I would it would be like 60.

Cheap gas though. Yeah, gas was shit. Yeah, I know a lot. Truck gas be crazy. Truck gas be, like, they be, what am I saying, they be drinking and shit. Oh yeah, my car be drinking and shit. We be guzzling. Today's the day, we're either having cheap gas for the next four years, or I'm not driving nowhere. I gotta get gas whenever I leave from here.

Bro, what's like the one thing that's a no go, and like a girl. You gotta do this or you can't be with me. You have to do this, or what's just a no go? Imagine like a nigga, who had, who has to have a girl who has to cook, like type shit. . I would just say that's, I was gonna say like for your wife, get rest of your life type shit, bro.

She's gotta get along with dogs, bro. Yeah, she has to. Hopefully that's not hard, man. Nah, there's a lot of girls that don't like dogs. Some people are genuinely petrified of dogs. Or the people that are like, oh no, dogs aren't allowed on the beds or on the couches. I'm not going for that, bro. You can live in the guest house.

I understand if you can't cook you're gonna have to figure something out. You're gonna have to figure it out. Cooking is non negotiable to me, bro. I'd rather have my dog do the cooking. Then like you cooking every day. I gotta have a girl. I need close. I need both But if I had to choose I'd rather have my best friend And the cooking shit is so big to me because at the end of the day the ideal life for me like my wife Isn't working.

She's staying at home making sure the kids are good making sure I come home to a clean house She's like taking care of all the shit that I'm too busy to do I'm the least you could do is cook like the least you could do is cook. I don't even necessarily want that You know, have my wife just be at home and me working.

I don't necessarily want, this isn't like the dream. My dream is more just like the same, not the same person as me, but day out. The only reason that's a dream for me is because I want my kids to actually have somebody to lead them and guide them and not just get thrown out into the world and then get lost like most of our generation did because most of our generation had two working parents.

Cause that wasn't the standard anymore.

If you had two parents, you had two working parents.  I grew up with a single mother, but if you had two parents,  both parents were working and it used to be one parent stayed home. Just for that reason. Cause now you have somebody to tell your kids  how to really face life. Yeah. Yeah.

Otherwise they get thrown into Buford High School and crash out. Ideal situation. Rules reversed. Stay at home dad. Oh, I would love to be a stay at home dad if I could, but I'd eat that shit up. Yeah, I'd eat that shit up, but it's not gonna happen, bro. I'd let my wife be a breadwinner. Whaaat? I'm in the crib cleaning the shit out of the shit, bro.

Hey, I'd be cheffing it up anyway. Hey, you say you need what? I got you. I got you. Don't you worry about it. As long as, see, here's the thing. Only as long as I could do whatever the fuck I wanted to, too. Yeah I mean, as long as I get to do my own shit. I'm cool with being in the crib, as long as you're the breadwinner.

See, but I'm I need to have my own shit going. See, but I'm finna be no ballmaster. Yeah. I can't just be, yeah, I can't just be, like I can't do nothing. Piggyback off of it. See I'mma be hypocritical. If I'm the breadwinner You're the breadwinner, you're the streamer, you're the streamer. Bro, That's the way.

If I'm the breadwinner and my wife is staying home, If you want to take a trip somewhere you better ask. But like me, if I'm the stay at home dad, I need permission to , just go. Nah, see, that's crazy words. Yeah I'ma be hypocritical about it, bro, but See the breadwinner over there. Yeah, I do what you say.

That's why I can't do it. I do what you say. That's why I want to be the breadwinner, because as the breadwinner, yeah, I wanted to take a trip. Hypothetically speaking. You, you meet this girl. She lives on property with her parents and her parents live further on the property, but she got her own shit. Yeah.

Like you go move in with her. You're all, everything's taken care of. All you got to do is just sit in that motherfucker all day. That's what you gotta do. And you think you just went to fucking leave? No, I'm sitting in that hole the whole time. See, I can't do that though. I'm living. See, that's why I want to be a breadwinner though.

Cause I want to like. Oh, I want to do everything. But if the path goes to where the girl that I meet And everything just falls right there And it just, and she's, what, is she whoever Yeah, I'm still gonna want to, yeah I'm still gonna want to do what I want to do on the side. Actually, if I'm gonna be real, the most likely that shit can fund what I need to do, the most likely culprit for me would be, yeah, if she's got fucking 50 million in the bank,  all of a sudden watch me turn that shit into 5 billion.

Yeah. Like I'm trying to, yeah, we trying to grow. We try to make this shit. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's what I'm doing, but that's just me. Like I'm a business oriented person. Amazing first step. Yeah. Perfect first step. That's literally, it's so bad, like I'm so business in and out, like everything at life, I look at life as numbers.

I'm gonna add a twist to the hypothetical. She's, she's the virgin. She saved it all the way up until she gets married.

Respectable, respectable, still can't do it. I'm a closer. I know you don't expect me to stay cause you've never had a real man. Now let me introduce you and let me 50 million into 5 billion. I'm struggling and I'm risking cheating. 100%. Yeah. Both of y'all are awful. Both of y'all are awful. Real shit, that's what I'm saying.

You ain't never had a real man. You stay home. Let me use your money to make more money. Go ahead, start cooking. You gotta, you gotta close, Roger, at the house in the back. House a mile down on the property. Roger B. I. Roger B. I. Game recognized game. He know I'm a good man. He know I'm a bread maker. Who's Roger?

That's the hypothetical dad. Oh, the dad. Yeah, I'm gonna walk up and be like, Hey, Roger. I'm gonna be like, Hey, Roger, tell your daughter to chill. Tell her to learn how to cook. And let me go take this fortune you gave her and flip it. Roger, trust me. Yeah, bro. Yeah, I'll stay. I'll stay. Great hands. Cross your gun, come back broke.

Stripped. Hypothetical scenario. You're offered either, Let's say 500 million dollars For you and your wife. So both of us. In this scenario, you have a wife. But, but nah, like it's, all right, it's 500 for you total, but you have to be married. Like the requirement to get this was be a married person.

500 million. Okay. Or are you taking a billion dollars, but you got to live your life alone. Oh, shit. Give me the billy billy. What do you mean? I got to live my life alone. Like you got to live your life alone. What do you mean alone? Like I don't get no friends, no nothing, like I'm solitary confinement damn near.

No, I mean, I guess like you can go out and see your friends, but  you can't nobody come to my crib Yeah, not on no friends with benefits shit Like if you're if you're fucking  it's a one night stand every time  you can't even begin to like like this I have a billion dollars.

Just straight bachelor. Like straight up you just hanging out with the boys Yeah, like straight bachelor and hanging out with the boys, but. Bro, my crib is gonna have everything I need. Nah. Not a family though. But see, I don't know if I want kids right now. Yeah, I'm taking the billion dollars, I'm not gonna lie.

At the end of the day. 500 is bull. It is, but double that. Double that for something that I don't even know if I want for real. I mean, I did 500 in the family. Families are the 500 game. You can have a one night stand, and have a kid. I'm saying, that's not the same, though. It's not. I want a family like i'm gonna have like i'm dead ass serious see but me personally My mama come over for christmas and all that shit.

Oh, yeah, you can still have your mom. It's not the same See me personally I can have kids still I just can't have a partner like I can't catch no feelings I just genuinely don't know if I want like kids currently because like respectfully I was an expensive ass kid Yeah, the kids are bro. The hospital bill to have a kid is 20 bands.

I I know for a fact For a fact. If my wife has the trait for twins, I'm having twins. Oh yeah, me too. No ifs, ands, or buts, I'm having twins. And I can't have a daughter, bro. Crazy hot take, I can't have a daughter. I want a daughter first. Nah, bro. I'm scared to have a daughter. She's gotta be second. Yeah, she's gotta be second out of three.

Yeah. I want a daughter first, but I ain't gonna lie. Nah, she's gotta be second. I can't. If I have a daughter first I'm so sorry to whoever I got a daughter, I'm having a boy we gotta get this shit. Yeah, bro. Second baby on the way right now. Bro. We gotta get to this shit ASAP. I can't.

Having a daughter is scary. That's a heartbreak ready to happen. Not even that she just, she just can't be out here on her own. I need somebody in, you know what I'm saying? I need my little bodyguard. NBA, NFL. Come on now. Don't matter be. And I'm just so scared that all of my bad karma's gonna come in the show with the daughter, bro.

Yeah. You're fuck you're having a daughter. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And she's gonna get fucked over, like everybody knows them. Them niggas that be naing bro. My daughter's gonna get fucked over, bro. Watch should decent fly shit. And it's crazy. 'cause I feel like I'm only gonna have a daughter.

Watch bro. Here's the crazy part. I feel like I'm only going to have a daughter because I'm becoming a, because like I became a better person. So we're just not going to talk about this shit. He will be mad as fuck. He turned 17. He see her. He like, he knows he's cooked, bro. But think about it though. I feel like if I would have, if I would have remained a city person, my whole life, I would have had all boys.

But now that I became A decent person? That's horrible. Now that I became a decent person, I'm probably gonna end up having a daughter. All boys is cooked, no control. Yeah, you're having a daughter, bro. Cause now it's I became a decent person, you can only do so much change and shit. You gotta have, you know, life is gonna get you back, always.

I think you're having a daughter. First. Nah, bro, I can't do it. Yeah, you're doing it. I can't do it, bro. You're doing it. I don't, I don't, I can't do it, bro. You're having a daughter first, Twan. Cause she might get taxed out. Bro, I just, I know she's gonna It's bad. It's funny cause It's not even that I'm sure that my daughter's gonna, I don't think she's gonna be ran through.

I can't wait for the kids to shoot all that pink dust out. Look, My daughter's gonna know better than to be ran through. My daughter's gonna be one of those that doesn't have a lot of bodies, but the ones that she does have They completely used her and everybody but her knows that damn like she's gonna put that on your daughter already That's just how bad my karma is gonna be bro.

That's how bad my karma is gonna be like she's gonna really she's gonna go Through some real heartbreak

Specimen be a, so she's and I say that. Nah, I say that because I know, I only say that 'cause I know I'm not gonna raise my daughter to be ran through. Like she's gonna have better morals than that. The only other way that life can get me back is real heartbreak. Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like a daughter just hold some shit that just enraged you as a father.

Yeah. And I just know that yeah, I know I'm gonna fall in love with my child. Yeah, like my daughter. I do want to experience that. 

 My sons, I love you, but  you got it, bro. You're a man. Yeah, but  my daughter, bro. And I don't know if I'm ready for that. If I have a daughter, bro, she's gonna get any and everything she wants. Oh yeah, she's favorite. Everybody knows she's favorite. She might fuck around and get the master bedroom.

If I go broke, it's my daughter's fault. Real shit. Bro, I feel like an older sister, though, is just such a great thing to have. Ah, but that's what I'm saying. As a man, bro, I feel like having an older sister is That's why I feel like my son gotta be, like, within two years of her age. See you're thinking about that though because you're probably thinking yeah that's hella cheeks you can get into bro.

Like you got so much motion just because your sister's older. But that's so bad for her. Nah, I'm talking about in that scenario. I know your sister's younger than you In that scenario, that's why everybody loves having an older sister, bro Because you got so much motion just based on your sister not even about that It's about the advice that a girl's gonna.

Yeah, I definitely But like a girl who's been to have had the experience already you know, I mean she gonna tell you She has to be a real older sister though Say, I have two kids. I want my daughter to be able to go to my son and ask him, why do you guys do this? Or Why do you guys do that at the time?

But your son also has to be smart enough to give her a good answer and not the same answer. Anybody else will give her the same time type shit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like within two years. That's right. That's why I want my kids to be That's the one daughter first. First around close eight. I want for a daughter to be way more protective over her brother than a brother over their sister.

Nah, cause the way I'mma raise my son, he's not going for none of that bullshit with his little sister. Yeah, nah, literally. My son is gonna be such a great man, bro. Nah, shit with his little sister. Cause I know if I had a little sister, I'm not going for none of that shit. Respect. Respect, bro. I'm already knowing, bro respectfully.

My little sister's not going through no heartbreaks, bro. None of it, bro. Oh my god, bro. I'm in prison. The day, really. The day she tell me I'm crashing, like respecting you, I'm probably waiting for the day. She tell me I'm crashing. And that's why like I can't have no daughter, bro. Bro. Become like a person is the nastiest shit in the world.

And I'm scared for when my daughter turns 18 because like the problems you have in high school, like I can't do shit about it except be angry and tell you better. Yeah. But once you turn eight let me find out, you're like 23 and you're sitting there mm-hmm . On some terrible movie shit like wedding day he ditches you like I'm going to prison.

Yeah, bro. He's he's cooked Yeah, I'm going to prison. You're correct. Indeed. You're you're right. I'm gonna got hit a couple times. I'm going to prison. But yeah Definitely gonna rain. Nah No, it's just that time of the year is getting dark early Yeah, I was thinking rain too 100% I was thinking maybe like an 80 percent chance.

Oh bro, I was telling Deuce earlier, I'm thinking about every other Sunday, trying to find somebody to go on the podcast. You never told me that. Nah, I did. I didn't tell you the full specifics, but, and going on a hike, and doing an episode like at the top. So I didn't tell you that shit. Going on the hike and doing an episode at the top.

Nah, he did tell me about the hike shit. The hike shit did happen. He told you about some of it. Yeah. The hike shit happened. But you know how smooth that would be? He said he did not. Yeah, like a podcast after a hike one you're already tired and two you're like in nature probably laughing about a lot Yeah, like it's gonna be such a like good experience.

Yeah, we got a vlog the experience up the mountain. Yeah That shit would be hilarious And I feel like people are gonna have good things to talk about holding a camera I feel like it should just be like a little gopro. Yeah, just like following the action Yeah From somebody's point of view that shit would be hilarious Yeah I want to do a lot of interesting shit with this I'm thinking about going to Atlanta going up to random people Yo, let me buy you a coffee hop on a podcast, 20 25 minutes, whatever you have to talk about.

You going through some shit, talk about it. You got any advice for people, talk about it. Let the world know what you got to say. Crackheads? Anybody, bro. I played chess with one of the homeless people at Georgia State. Crackheads are scary, bro. I feel if I knew how to play chess, I feel like chess in a conversation would be great.

Yeah, I would be so down for that too. Chess is a random person, I feel like that would be pretty cool. I did want to do that too, is play a game of chess with somebody on a pod. Yeah, I just don't know how to play. And my immediate thought was the homeless person at Georgia State. Cause I'll buy him a slice of pizza and go play chess with him every once in a while.

Cause he's in the same table every single day. That's valid. My mom made me do chess down there in school for two years, three years. Oh, you like that? Nah, I don't know. I don't, I know the moves still. I don't know like how to win. Chess is one of those things like I think, I think by the time you like have kids, you should know how to play chess.

Play and win two different things. Are we talking about in terms of life or are we talking about the actual game? Are we talking about being nice at chess or mean both. Okay. Both. That's why, that's why like people that are successful are so big on chess because like it reciprocates to life so heavily.

That's true. Being nice at chess and then know how to play it are two different things. Yeah, but see, being nice at chess is just about who's the bigger thinker. You don't always have to be the biggest thinker in the room, but you have to know how to think at least. If somebody if I were to sit here and beat you in three moves you're not playing chess.